I came up with the phrase "lived like an Uma Thurman character in a Tarantino film" to indicate I'm educated and cute but rough around the edges with a sketchy past. Usually the reply is "cool". Really? Have you seen her characters in his films? They have shit lives.

Snowflake's clause clearly says she gets cupcakes while trying to stir up contraversy

Rape me = people think she's asking for it
Rape me again = people can be repeatedly raped by parents or loved ones
Rape me my friend= its usually someone the rape victim knows
I'm not the only one= rapists are serial criminals

I would say "fuck Woody Allen" but I have a babyface