"you massive gay shite"

It does judder though when the train reaches the camera - as if the train was bashing into a lightweight dolly that was mounted on the tracks. It's an odd shot, it seems strangely truncated.

That's a fascinating mental image, but one I didn't need to have while eating lunch.

"Buzz off!"

"All you have to do is put on this skin-tight costume and fire white wee-wee at me".

Even spookier, some of the audience members might have been dead when the show was new:
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I remember a pretty dull film called The Satan Bug, that had a good title sequence with a neat dissolve at the end:
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I'm sorry, I didn't read the article, I was mesmerised by Beyonce's dress. What was the question again? What country does music come from?

Three chords, a drum machine, *and the truth*.

Meanwhile one of the venue's co-owners, a chap called Derick Ion, posted on Facebook that "everything I worked so hard for is gone. Blessed that my children and Micah [his partner] were at a hotel safe and sound… it's as if I have awoken from a dream filled with opulence and hope… to be standing now in poverty of self…

Not only that, it's a repost from Boing Boing. Which only adds another layer of melancholy.

Now it can be told.

It implies that they can't remember their own names without being reminded.

Scott Walker, there you go. Any more?

"fucking rad"

Imagine if they remade Dark Star, but instead of all the stuff with the bomb they focus on the bit where the crew are menaced by an alien monster. They could make the whole film about a crew of astronauts being menaced by an alien monster in space.

"Honey, I Shrunk New York"

And his boss is called Roberta - and the villain is named after David Bowie's character from The Man who Felt to Earth. It's as if the screenwriters have generated the character names by flicking a coin.

You might be thinking of Split Second, which came out in 1992 and had Rutger Hauer in a flooded future London. It resembled a Sisters of Mercy video and was *yet another* British action film that was supposed to show those Hollywood types how it was really done.

I remember being disappointed with Total Recall. As the article points out it looked surprisingly shitty for a film that cost $60m - the modelwork was like Logan's Run - and the action felt by-the-numbers. The sci-fi plot was more complex than Robocop but not really any deeper than a typical ST:TNG episode, and the…