From memory, I'm sure it was "p.s. I am wanking as I write this". It was This Morning with Richard Not Judy, which was terrific.

Waves of Fear on The Blue Mask is pretty good as well - although it's dominated by Robert Quine's guitar solo.

I envy you. A lesser man would have said "… 2048 sequels to catch up with", but that would be wrong. There is the original Blade Runner, then 2047 sequels, then Blade Runner 2049, equals 2049 films.

Fun fact: he shaved off his beard in 1985 because he had recently gone through a divorce, and wanted to look sexy again for the ladies. But he ended up looking like a man who organises workstation risk assessments, so he grew it back. I think that humanises him.

Please, it's "Person of Metal".

Today I learned that Public Image Limited are playing at Salisbury City Hall on November 15th - and then Leamington Spa the next day. The actual Public Image Limited with John Lydon. Salisbury, Wiltshire.

There was a comedy series called Half in the Bag, or something along those lines. They did a show where they pointed out that his films aren't really films in the traditional sense, they're financial vehicles.

"God dammit, Spock, I did it - who do you think you are? I am! Dammit right!"

It's doubly clever because it could be a reference to either Gran Torino - which had Clint Eastwood - *or* Air Force One, which took place in an airliner.

"Remember when I promised to kill myself last? I lied."

My favourite part was the part where he shot a guy in the chest and then in the head - and then he did it again! It was awesome.

Go on, do canned cheeseburger again. That was funny.

Here's the X-rated directory, which is a walk down memory lane:
https://www.doomworld.com/i…

There's a website called Doomworld that has an archive of user-made Doom levels, going all the way back to 1994. It's a fascinating glimpse into the mind of teenage white American boys circa the mid-1990s.

It's, er, E2M1. The bit near the start with the upside-down cross that hurts you - just like in real life.

And today I learn that Cosmopolitan's website can crash Microsoft Edge. That might come in handy in the future.

A couple of years ago I shelled out for a game called Mirrormoon EP, which was fun for a week or so and had a neat soundtrack. It was just as limited as No Man's Sky and had an even starker graphic style.

Mo' Man's Sky, hahaha. But that would be an interesting alternative take on the theme. Or alternatively Mow Man's Sky, a game in which you have to fly to different planets and cut the grass.

I'd love to turn you on.

The odd thing is that they were never repeated here in the UK, even though they were massive here in the UK which is the UK which is where they are from. I only have vague childhood memories of the show - it's like Rain Man.