I know you are joking and I seriously love you, but goddamn I'm sorry Chris Rock ever did that fucking joke. The amount of white dickheads who have explained that to me, a black person, is fucking incredible.

I'm glad you brought this up, because while I was listening to this, the first thing popped up in my head was "IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY UGH" and then two seconds later he made this point. That stopped me in my tracks.

I realize that this is going to be unpopular, but I don't know how many of you have seen how paparazzi treat the celebrities they follow around all day. I know that it's a part of the territory and whatnot, but they say awful shit to not only them, but also their families and the people they're with, in an attempt to…

Yeah, this reads much more like a kid with a mental illness that happened to get fixated on a meme, rather than a kid who just had an unhealthy hobby. I read elsewhere that apparently she "spoke" to Slender Man — that's a kid with an untreated, severe mental illness.

I mean, why do we even have a separate system for trying children and adults if every time a child does something horrific, we're just going to try them as an adult anyway. We, as a society, have decided that crimes have a different connotation and weight when you're younger, and I think we either need to accept…

Obviously you are not a linguistic scholar. All dialects - standard or nonstandard - have grammatical structure (i.e., sentences that are grammatical, sentences that are ungrammatical, and even sentences that are considered informal but which are used by many speakers, depending on their social background).

To be fair, people really should shout "AVAST" more often.

Actually, it's 26.1%. And if you doubt it that much, you should contact the CIA World Factbook - I'm sure they'll be much more interested in what "Byroor Efeel" has to say than they are in the research they conducted.

"4) 70-90% (Not Sure of 2014 rates) of Egyptians are illiterate."

There are many dialects of English; this is one. So, yes. It is English.

La la la, OK, he's on the head, oh that's fine OMG THERE'S SOMEONE ON THE ARM WTF?

Yeah, I kind of have to take that as presented because otherwise why the heck else would they tell him to stop?

Actually listening to her tell him to stop, and given his comment afterwards, I'm guessing that was a sentence for another word in the competition. Reading the sentence would spoil the word, because then the kids would have however long to think about how to spell it.

Seems like I read somewhere else that those boomtowns were pretty unsafe for women. I think it was someone talking about how they lived there before the boom came and that the biggest change they noticed was that it wasn't safe to go out alone anymore. I can't for the life of me find the article, so feel free to…

Remember the MTV show I Want a Famous Face? And the twins that underwent surgery to look like Brad Pitt?

Articles like this are a perfect example of what I find so incredibly frustrating about Jezebel. South Korea has the highest rate of elective plastic surgery in the world—that statistic isn't news and it's been true for at least ten or fifteen years now. Sure, we can have a discussion about Western beauty standards…

One thing I've noticed in heterosexual situations:

I'm 29. I've never dated or had sex and while I get sad about that, I've never considered hurting anyone over it.