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Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

Why is she posed so awkwardly? It's painful to look at.

And yet somehow all the brunettes, redheads, overweight women, etc. manage to not go around shooting people up. It astounds me that someone can simultaneously be so offended by rejection of others and reject MOST OF THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD in the same breath.

I saw the same thing. He is so focused on what he can't have, that he never stops to think about what he can give. And that's why he never found anyone.

Selfishness, basically.

Dear wizards, You don't need cars, money, height or looks to attract women. All you really need is to not give us a feeling that you might secretly want to rape and kill us. Bonus points if you don't call us a whore.

I imagine hundreds of girls out there he had a real chance with before he ever opened his shitty mouth.

You have DVDs/BDs now. There is no reason to rehash the alt.fan.sailor-moon sub/dub wars of 1997, thanks.

Thanks, Mark. You wrecked my mascara.

Sorry.

Damn it, Mark.

Happy Birthday, MissNiki!!!! i hope your day/weekend gets better. but until it does, here are some puppies:

The monk looks like the model in this photo.

That hair is most baffling to me. Looks like one of my Barbies post-haircut with safety scissors.

I can't stop looking at it. I love the idea that there was a photo editor that was like "yes, this is the one. it's perfect"

I know. Can someone explain her face to me? Why does she look like a high school student fighting to stay awake in a hot classroom after lunch?

I suspect this is probably a legend but it still always makes me sad to hear. My dad taught high school for 50 years. In the 1970s, some students captured an alligator and put it in the (gated off) courtyard as a "prank." The alligator died soon after from the trauma. :/ Animal pranks make me really sad.

I have heard this story about 100 times, involving pigs, chickens and goats. I think it is the urban legend of senior pranks.

"Prior Lake?" Sooo, it's gonna be a lake someday, this is just the prior version of the lake? Or it used to be a lake?

Oh christ, you looked in a mirror? I told my friends not to let me anywhere near one.

When are people going to do a study on shroom goggles? One time I took mushrooms and had the extremely profound revelation that everyone with a round face looked like an adorable cuddly hamster and everyone with a long face looked like a terrifying nightmare straight out of Picasso's Guernica. Also, every time I take