So... these women got discounts for appearing on TV. They seem to not actually care that much about looking like celebrities. I suspect that they are more interested in discount surgery. This was a giant ad for the surgeons. This is not news.

I love how the doctor is like pointing to her in the video like LOOK HOW MUCH PRETTIER SHE IS THAN JENNIFER LAWRENCE. Like, ok, man, you've been looking at plastic surgery faces for too long. She looks fine but stop acting like you are gifting beauty to the world. You're not.

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY WAS THAT

Those Chicago accents are the BEST

Caffeine is such a shitty drug. I am disappiont.

I do agree that I like the top and the return of sleeves, but the bottom just ruins it for me.

eww, no.

I must say that whatever you motives, I completely agree. When I was a child, "bossy" was used for any kid who was a jerk to other kids and trying to dominate play or school or whatever. Bossy people are annoying, they make poor leaders who micromanage and prevent anyone else from finding what works for them. It isn't…

Do you want them to have Before Midnight romances, though?

Please call the school or write an email supporting the students! It can mean more from a local.

I can't remember where I read it, but somebody said that "don't freaking stare at the famous person" clauses are actually pretty common. I don't remember the exact reasoning, but it didn't seem completely absurd when explained. Anybody know what I'm thinking of?

Go down to the fucking block and you'll find her

1. Write something so stupid and insulting it goes viral because people cannot believe how delusional you are.

WOW I HATE THIS

Oh boy, I'm all set for some jokes about marriage and skinny women! They are always glancing at our men, who are always liking skinny women and drinking beer on the sofa, AMIRITE????

Honestly (as who used to spend some time on totse...), it's pretty easy if you are white and have some idea of the cameras/security systems in place and an understanding that store employees have no legal right to search your things or detain you. Only a tiny percentage of stuff stolen from stores results in somebody…

Patriachy wasn't "designed." That isn't how social structures work. Even when the law is involved, like in capitalism, and with slavery being involved in white supremacy, those are only small parts of the structure. PATRIARCHY IS NOT PENIS. I LIKE PENIS (I do not like patriarchy). It is a social structure that is…

You sound like an earnest human being, so I'll bite: Patriarchy is indeed a thing. It hurts men as well as women. Patiarchy does not mean that all men experience success or happiness or empowerment. Most feminists are concerned with the ways that strict gender roles and expectations are damaging to men, too.…

Yeah, 2008 in the world and 2010 in Target, maybe.

I love me the deers, anyway! Owls can go hoot.