Yeah, especially when you notice all their legs are super scrawny. If you’re putting THAT much effort in the gym, particularly on your lower half, your legs would get bigger. They really believe their own lies. It’s pathetic.

Kanye looks skinny-fat, and he’s also had liposuction in his stomach. So has Kim. It’s all bullshit.

Her message is to do whatever it takes to be your perfect self, even if you have to pay for it. So empowering!

Not for nothing but: Kim and Kanye are “Ferrari body types,” with high metabolisms” what the fuck does this even mean? Neither Kim nor Kanye have body types I would classify as naturally slim. Not calling either of them fat but they’re both pretty short

Exactly. The elliptical is seriously the last resort at the gym, but certainly not a machine to use if you’re a self-proclaimed “gym rat.” This whole family is so full of shit, ahhhh

The problem is I feel like she doesn’t realize that most people don’t have all this glorious free time to spend at the gym.

I suppose a Kardashian enthusiast (the book’s target audience) might appreciate these faux lessons and mantras. Literally no one else would.

“And an insatiable desire to do more squats.”

This entire article just makes it sound like she is struggling with a feeling of a total lack of control in her life and self medicating it with the endorphins you get from working out. I assume you only delved into the “body” section for this article but... Does she push exercise this much in the “heart” and “mind”…

I would respect her more if she just wrote, “The key to having the body you want is a bank account that can get you there” and then nothing else.

I ain’t mad at her for getting paid for doing basically nothing. And I’m sure she’s a great gal. But her general existence and popularity depresses the fuck out of me.

PUHLEASE dont.get.it.twisted. shes just a white girl with a big booty (omgee how exotic!) who had White Privilege and the specter of miscegenation/black male sexuality catapult her into fame and (more) millions

Remember when Rolling Stones was about music? Nah, me neither.

“I believe that I am so much smarter than I’m portrayed I portray myself.”

On the one hand, she looks amazing. On the other, I don’t wanna like it cause ew, Terry Richardson.

It’s been a long time coming, but I’m gonna go ahead and come out with it: I actually kind of love Kim Kardashian.

If someone out there believes that her dad is smart and that that intelligence simply evaporated and skipped Kim Kardashian simply because she is beautiful and has big boobs, I don’t think that person is intelligent himself.

its been a great tata day here at jezebel

dear god those are some great tits tho

Feminism, Terry Richardson Style