Also, your cops like to shoot innocent poor people.

The team has now done their part and taken the lead, which doesn’t hurt.

^repeatedly says the same shit over and over on every post, because he thinks if he phrases if differently it makes him look clever instead of desperate for attention.

Since he’s so passionate about government types, maybe he should look up oligarchy.

He *does* look a bit like that guy though.

No biggie. I usually pay a prostitute $200 to do that to me anyways.

On April 8, 1996

Breaking News: Draymond Green, with support from Peter Thiel, buys Gawker Media. Albert Burneko traded to BarStoolSports for used laptop w/ Windows 10 upgrade and one red stapler.

“from the 30-second preroll of smiling tourists relaxing 1,000 feet above certain death to the man trying his hardest to destroy the one thing keeping his body from becoming human pepperoni at the bottom of a gorge,”

Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

Olbermann’s story about that video:

“making her the first self-made female billionaire”? Oprah (of Oprah fame) and Doris Fisher (GAP founder) were billionaire looooong before Elizabeth Holmes. I think you meant “youngest.”

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”

Im a lifetime Cavs fan, and I won’t smile at this guy. This is becoming a problem in the league.

I’m still praying for a Raptors vs Warriors Final just for the sliiiiight chance that Draymond Green will kick Drake in the nuts!

I bookmark Deadspin for a reason. But seriously (across gawker), were all the editors let go?

This comment is a grammatical marvel.

And besides, that implicitly blames Nader for Gore losing, which is false. Gore lost because he didn’t earn enough votes, not because Nader stole them.

Curt Schilling? Is that you?

Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.