No biggie. I usually pay a prostitute $200 to do that to me anyways.

On April 8, 1996

Breaking News: Draymond Green, with support from Peter Thiel, buys Gawker Media. Albert Burneko traded to BarStoolSports for used laptop w/ Windows 10 upgrade and one red stapler.

Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

Olbermann’s story about that video:

“making her the first self-made female billionaire”? Oprah (of Oprah fame) and Doris Fisher (GAP founder) were billionaire looooong before Elizabeth Holmes. I think you meant “youngest.”

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”

Im a lifetime Cavs fan, and I won’t smile at this guy. This is becoming a problem in the league.

I’m still praying for a Raptors vs Warriors Final just for the sliiiiight chance that Draymond Green will kick Drake in the nuts!

I bookmark Deadspin for a reason. But seriously (across gawker), were all the editors let go?

This comment is a grammatical marvel.

And besides, that implicitly blames Nader for Gore losing, which is false. Gore lost because he didn’t earn enough votes, not because Nader stole them.

Curt Schilling? Is that you?

Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

I did the same and even parlayed it into sex by saying how great it’d be to have such a cute kid. Jokes on her though, after years of treating my body like a truck stop toilet, my boys have the mobility of Andy Reid trying to run through a pool of sand.

Off camera, James Harden’s baby fell down and kept screaming for two.

Hey, thanks for the fucking spoiler right in the title.

I’m cautious about being played by people pretending to be better when they’re not (and just mad they got caught and willing to recite lines fed by a publicist to get people to leave him alone). But if we deny the possibility that our worst moments can be overcome, we may as well just give the fuck up on everybody,…

I was actually shocked that he not only admitted to doing something wrong, but specifically said what he did to her. Doesn’t change the fact that it happened and doesn’t change my opinion of him, but at least he’s self aware.