Toews is JJ Watt without all the sanctimonious douchebro tweets about it.

Keith Hernandez — admittedly no stranger to hyperbole — compared Syndergaard to Nolan Ryan during the broadcast. That’s obligatory any time a young pitcher from Texas can hit 100 on the gun. And, again, it’s Keith. But still. He has been scary good over his first two starts this year. Cue the elbow soreness, the MRI,…

Cubs hitting vs. Mets pitching. Looks like we’ve got the next three or four NLCS set here.

95, 93, 93. Dude is AVERAGING 92 mph on sliders, 92-95 on change ups and can touch 100 with a fastball. Apparently the slider was so fast that the 4-pitch auto pitch detection system labeled it as a 4-seam fastball.

Yes. You were so busy preemptively shitting on everybody, you forgot to say something funny or interesting.

Finally, a Frank Stallone for the Millenial generation.

Now that the Triple Crown happened, I thought we all agreed to ignore horse racing, for the sake of our consciences.

“I think the science is still out on whether or not those falls lead to deaths of those horses.” - Jerry Jones

Wow people still play that? Kids were playing Sudden Attack when I was in Korea more than a decade ago.

THIS. If Musk is a shyster stealing government money like his detractors like to claim, THEN WE NEED MORE SHYSTERS LIKE HIM STEALING GOVERNMENT MONEY. All he’s done with the money is build an electric car people actually want to own, spurring other car companies to get off their asses to start building their own. Oh,…

Supplying goods and services to the government, at a much cheaper price point than the rest of the market mind you, isn’t a fucking subsidy.

It’s okay to make fun of a person who campaigns on a racist, misogynistic, and bigoted platform. Making fun of his name is probably the most innocent joke you could make about such a worthless human being. It’s funny to see people like yourself so defensive about protecting their hatemonger though. “The left is such…

You really don’t understand where this all came from do you? The only reason people make fun of his name is to emphasize his hypocrisy from when he made fun of John Stewart for change his last name. Here are some quotes from Trump about it.

Whereas the culture of right wing acceptance is ... there is not a culture of right wing acceptance ....

“People want to like Marvel films and they do.”

Completely and totally unsurprising.

“Second City” is a term for the rebuilding of Chicago after the Great Chicago Fire (stupid cow) and has nothing to do with New York, fyi.

Preaching to the choir about it does no good, you reptilian turd. Where do you get off making those assumptions about me or what I believe? He’s reciting the same shit 50 other people in the same thread will say and do on every other thread here. It’s blatant star fishing. Get a damn clue.

Rafael Palmeiro still has a harder time holding onto wood.

Nothing new here. Just another of baseball’s unwritten rules: