Thank you for your service.

Warrior fan tears are real. They are quickly becoming the hoardes of bandwagoning early 2000's Yankees fans of the NBA. Actually, the team itself seems to be doing the same thing... trying to buy rings, arrogant, obnoxious... Hmm.

adblocker is your friend.

Robert Downey jr. in Tropic Thunder looks blacker than Russell Wilson. Actually, they look eerily similar.

YOU CAN’T DO IT IN REAL LIFE, SCRUB. YOU CAN’T TALK ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET NOW. HAHA. shut the fuck up.

New to uh... cooking? Perhaps we could get an article that can relay some sound reasons why we should lift the toilet seat before peeing, or offer sage wisdom on not touching the stove when it’s hot?

Not seen in the video: invisible Tom Brady got dabbed.

How many your advertisers are Chinese? They’re communist. They just are taking advantage of the capitalist market and their massive labor force. It’s beyond silly to think there’s no influence.

So we are now assuming that kids have tires that cost more than their car? You seem to be kinda grasping at reasons to excuse them and be mad at the guy. He’s a derp, that’s obvious, but they sure as hell did lie to the cops and it was a mutual confrontation that luckily ended with no one hurt. It’s silly to imply…

Guessing that’s where his statement comes in. He went out to investigate and heard the “did you get it?” and having recently heard the loud noise that initially alerted him, he assumed something was stolen.

They could easily not know they had a flat tire as they sped away and drove home? That doesn’t make sense in any way.

Well, I think the fact that they pretended to not have noticed a flat tire might lend support to the homeowner’s story rather than their own. It’s not like you don’t notice that you’re driving on a rim.

uh, he has a history of beating a handicap into minorities, so his boast is probably more believable than this article contradicting the article Deadspin posted Friday..

So you post it this way instead of in the light of reality. You are the ones who said they did... I see no retraction or fact checking, I just see you using your own previous fake article as a springboard for shitting on the NFL again. Like, hey, we were wrong as fuck but here’s another article about the NFL…

wow. just...wow. well fucking done, sir/maam.

Boardwalk Empire. :( How can a show start off so good in its first season and shit the bed so bad by the middle of the 2nd? It’s just...logic defying.

The sportsmanship of rolling a ball at a guy being treated by medical staff for his -fractured skull- is pretty high. Seriously piece of shit move. Don’t tell him I said that, though.

Let me say this first, so as I don’t seem like a total dick: I admire your recovery and the way you wrote this article, as well as your honesty. But I must say I find AA to be a boorish Christian recruitment tool that is not suitable for most people with a problem. It works for some, but those people are also more…

As a full-time second-I-wake-I-pour-a-drink-even-before-I-smoke alcoholic, I can say that quitting drinking being the hardest thing you’ve ever done is not even remotely close to an indicator of having had an easy life, no matter what the ignorant may say.

preach... Any southside Chicagoan can tell you they aren’t too worried about longterm healthcare when they have to worry about walking to fucking work and not getting shot or having their kids shot at the bus stop.