At first I thought “The Dentonite” was Nick Denton’s new rag and got unreasonably excited.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

the pretty french lady made a joke that not only landed, it bored right through the center of the freakin’ earth.

That makes two of us!

agree, because watching paint dry is more interesting then baseball.

Petition to make baseball more interesting by adding gymnastics to it, complete with judges.

Truth! I wait on the edge of my seat every Thursday. I esp. love their Boots on the Ground stories!

did she record a segment for next week’s bitch sesh is my main concern here

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Arizona is more in play than I ever could have hoped. I’m not super enthused about HRC, but if she can win AZ, that might put the worthless ‘red state’ narrative to bed for good. She has my Baja Arizona vote!

Arizona is probably not that hard to hack. I’m guessing most state officials’ password is “password.”

Down South they call them “Sprinkles” because you don’t need a full shower but people insist on doing SOMETHING.

Concentrate lemonade and limeade, on the other hand, is the shit.

My mum still buys the cans of frozen oj and mixes them in one of those old-school jugs with the pump-handle for stirring. Not only that, she adds half a package of Tang to it “for flavour!”

I’m crying at the loss of another one of my heroes. Thanks a lot, 2016.

K. There is no C.

Actually, yes.

that’s pretty smiley for kanye isn’t it? he’s practically giddy.

Is Calvin Harris Rita Ora? Who?