This girl I went to college with was having a big Facebook fit about it because she’s married to a cop. I mean we’re not even American, there’s zero reason to pearl clutch.

The Colin Kaepernick outrage is driving me fucking bananas.

It’s disgusting he got away with grooming her and made Mia look like the jealous scorned wife and not a horrified mother that found naked photos of her teen taken by her father.

I have a friend who writes for the Times, and is always putting up Facebook posts like “Have you used x product? Did it give you a rash? Let me know if I can quote you”

Superman has killed millions of civilians and the movies have only recently started pretending to care about this

So her son gets kidnapped and she just straight-up murders a bunch of other innocent people just driving to work by causing massive car accidents?

I’m sorry. That’s the worst. I haven’t had a period in months thanks to my IUD but I vividly remember that exhaustion. *hugs*

See, the Kit you posted looks different to me. The one linked here, even though Us Magazine seems to think he’s unrecognizable, looks exactly as I would expect.

No he’s not being fined. He’s being extorted. A fine is imposed pursuant to a legitimate statute, is reasonably related to the crime, and has a limit imposed by statute that is, again, related to the damage caused by the crime. You don’t impose a “fine” of $10,000 for the misdemeanor crime of causing a few hundred…

not surprising. have you SEEN him in “seven days in hell”?

What gets me is that presumably the Brazilian government was making such a big deal out of this because of the negative press, and then they basically shake this swimmer down for a donation. “How dare you lie and say that you were robbed by cops in our fair city?! Now, give us $11,000 and you can be on your way.”

At least in Brazil the government’s extortion is explicit.

Excuse me, but this is my Deadspin.

Why must skinny people interject themselves everywhere? You’re already all over tv, movies, and print media. Aren’t you satisfied?

Divorce attorney here!

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

Yes! That video of Phelps scowling was deemed hilarious but when gabby doesn’t smile on cue it’s not okay?

Oh look, I found a picture of the iceberg!