Starring Will Ferrell as the deputy, Sandler as the inmate.

Well the next shitty Adam Sandler Netflix movie just wrote itself.

I was dumped via text on a holiday so I actually think this is a step above

Especially in a Walmart.

Really? Getting someone so drunk they almost pass out and then forcing yourself on them when they are not able to rationally consent isn’t rape?

Exactly. Key point in his statement:

He can redeem himself slightly if he comes out with a statement apologizing and saying he shouldn’t comment about things he doesn’t know shit about.

This was my reaction. I have a weird crush on him.... well... HAD.

BE QUIET BENICIO.

It me.

Um, no dude. Even at 13 I didn’t want to fuck a 13-year-old.

too busy processing bananas

Oh, completely possible.

I think what she said can equally be just as true as what Amber said. They’re two different women, in two different relationships. And if there was heavy substance abuse involved during the later relationship (as has been suggested), it’s very possible that they may have even been in relationships with two different…

I agree whatever she has to say is more relevant to the discussion than some dude who goes for a beer with Depp occasionally and thinks he’s a great guy. But just an observation from someone whose peer group is starting to transition to second spouses, men seem to sometimes pull shit with second, younger wives that…

I’m so sick of the Johnny Depp apologists.... but Vanessa Paradis has every right to stand up and say what she said. I assume that a lot of people are probably now asking her if he was abusive towards her.

Nope. Different brands calculate it differently. There is no One True Bra Size.

EVERYONE PANIC! They flavor most kid’s meds. Lock up your scripts, problem solved.

Hey everyone replying to me: I didnt express any opinions here or saying anything outlandish. A couple people asked why other people were bringing up his name and I just explained why they might. Your lectures aren’t enlightening me, and Nicholson doesn’t give a shit about about you defending him on the internet. Bye.

What on earth do you mean by a hard no on Son of Zorn?! I actually laughed out loud like three times from that trailer. Anyone who grew up in the 80s with shows like He-man, She-ra, Thundarr, etc. are probably going to wallow in nostalgia and laugh their butt off in that show. I’m all in for that ridiculous piece of…