And here I thought people didn’t understand how to write satire anymore.

The same can be said for you. You posted absolute horseshit on a public forum and you’re magically assuming noone is going to call you out on it. Akin to standing in the middle of a street and shouting out what a fucking moron you. Go back into your basement and stop posting if you don’t want to appear like a fucking…

Much as I like trolling around here, I agree with you. Gawker being shut down isn’t the worst thing that could happen, especially with garbage articles like this, which comprise a giant majority of the “thousands” of articles that Gawker claims to be “quality material”.

I would not be able to work at a place that misleads people so blatantly with post titles and imagery like this. I don’t know how Gawker writers do it.

One of the most incredible things about black holes is how much bigger they are than almost anything else out there.

You have misunderstood the use of a space elevator. There’s no point in climbing up it a mere 160 km and leaving from there; you’d fall. You’d still need almost as much delta-v to get to orbital velocity from 160 km up a space elevator as you would if you started from the ground.

And we have idiots like you trumpeting in here. Not surprised at all.

Fuck all of you people bagging on Maddie for writing this article. And fuck all of you who think we should “be respectful” of Scalia and his legacy. Scalia was a piece of shit and we’re all better off with him gone from SCOTUS. He did more damage to the advancement of society and civil rights than any conservative’s…

because being a liberal is not an awful thing.

No, it’s your alarming lack of humanity that is actually quite disturbing.