Bring back Crowley and have a Crowley/Rowena spin-off.

Publicity stunt. The show will suddenly reappear with no explanation five years from now.

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

“Mecca lecca BYE, mecca hiney ho” RIP, SIR!

Wanna know what makes comparisons easy?  Charts/spreadsheets.

It is amateur hour.

I’ll once again say I really appreciate these articles about your fuckups, David. More often than not, internet “experts” hide the things they mess up by just making slickly produced videos of their successes, editing out the hours of missteps.

Just don't do this on the electric build.

The more experienced you are with a table saw, the more likely you’ll lose a finger with it.  

For those of you getting ready to mock him unmercifully for this I have just one word: karma.

David, you’re about to make another terrible mistake! That PCM is for a V6!

I managed to run myself over wrenching on my 79 Cherokee. Your doing fine...

I’ve seen things you Zoomers wouldn’t believe. Buttholes surfed off the shoulder of Lallapalooza. I watched Winona’s big brown beaver glitter in the dark near the Oz fest Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like a detachable penis in rain. Time to die.

PUSA

Pretty sure anyone who listened to rock radio during the 90's would know it, including my dad who is a “young” boomer. 

I love the Presidents of the United States and “Peaches” in specific, but it’s got nothing on King Missile’s “Detachable Penis” when it comes to ridiculous, fun 90s songs.

> You are putting way less weight over the front tires than the vehicle was designed for.

You’re a terrible person for reviewing a show I like.

Lucifer was saved by Netflix after network cancelation, then renewed for a fifth and final season, then renewed for another season (so now the sixth will be its final season), because of just how popular it is. I’ve had plenty of my other coverage axed over the years, but I’m very happy that hasn’t been the case for…

When you get old, you can drink and there are no hang overs. I know.