Get two ChangLi specials and strap one to each foot.

The problem isn’t only that Clarice is bad at her job, it is that everybody else has to be even worse in order to make her look smart. Everything is so predictable. Is the nurse in the creepy chronic care facility evil? Gee, found all the evidence in Felker’s house pretty easily. Couldn’t be a setup, huh? Is the…

You’re potentially right. We need to see her receipts! Probably relevant to find out what her tipping percentage is as well.

What Should The Jeep Cherokee’s New Name Be?

The Jeep Fe₂O_3.

I’m just an elder Millennial but I know how much better things have gotten since I was a kid.

Gen X never got any power due to the Boomer’s absolute greed. I mean we were essentially a generation who never got anywhere.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

Yeah, I couldn’t really follow the article. There doesn’t seem to be any coherent argument to it other than racism and sexism existed in the past, and because they still exist today, Gen X failed because of some cited articles apparently written by Boomers about Gen X?

Oh fuck off.
The failure of Gen-X in the 90's. GTFOH.
Who has been in power for the entirety of that time and is just now started to every so slightly lose some of that power? Fucking Boomers.
True Gen-Xers have always been about inclusion and societal fairness. The “whatever” generational label had nothing to do with…

Pardon me. I didn’t know we were on stage for a formal debate, not screwing around on the internet.

I won’t lie, I had to look up the word tumescent. Remind me to never again do that on Google Images with the Safe Search off.

You know what they say in Texas...El Paso.

That is what soooooomebody once told me...

Good riddance. I’m tired of spending good money watching people pretend to be violent, unforgivable monsters when I can see it for free on CNN.

The only way I will accept this is if they are cancelling the main series early because they are just too excited to get to work on ‘Late Night with Alfie Solomons’.

While she was in college, my sister had a UTI that went untreated because she’s the type that figures even a broken arm will be fine eventually. It spread to her kidneys and she passed out with an intense fever. Luckily her boyfriend happened to stop by and take her to the emergency room. The doctors told us that her…

My mom (65) has had multiple seizures and hospitalizations from a UTI, they are nothing to mess with. She doesn’t even realize she has one... they are terrifying!! 

Sounds more like pyelonephritis which is a kidney infection and much more serious. Usually it starts in the bladder and may not have symptoms until it ascends into the kidney, where it can progress rapidly. It may also have started in her gallbladder and spread to the kidney. Most people have symptons from a…

Was planning to make a standard salt beef anyways, so we decided to try it out per recipe.