If it's swollen, cut a piece of raw potato very thin, put it on the blemish, and cover it with a bandaid (two in an X works for me). Leave overnight.

Yep. My eyes water, it gets so bad. Can't you do it outside? On a balcony?

John Stamos looks more amazing now than he ever has. He's got the Richard Alpert thing going on. I think Bob Saget is his Jacob.

OH my gosh, when I read this I saw "crunchy glass" instead of "crunchy grass". SO MUCH EMPATHY PAIN.

It's not just that she's short, she's so STUMPY and cute!! This is the kitty version of my friend, who has totally short arms and legs. We call her Rexie (like a T-Rex...).

THANK YOU. Exploitation of the LGBT community at its finest. She makes me gag. Where is that 1% to fight for gay rights, considering much of her fanbase is likely gay?

Yeah, I teared up to see those ladies there, but when Melissa won, I was crying my pretty little eyes out. I've never even seen Mike & Molly. Who cares. She rocks.

Shaun White, you can deliver your sperm donations directly to me.

Yes. "Rescued" pianos. SWOON. This Jezzie loves redhead singers (see: Neko Case, Jenny Lewis, Karen Elson, Florence Welch, Tori Amos).

I LOVE that tank, but can I convince you to ditch the cardigan in favor of a blazer? With the black pencil skirt? Hosiery + closed-toe shoes? Stodgy librarian bun?

Congratulations! Get NAKED for us.

Is it weird and too relationship-y to make a mix tape (CD) for a new friend? It always seems to be something I think of often, but I'm even hesitant to do it for old friends.

Hugs!

I agree with HeartRateRapid about the practicality, but...oh, the first one makes me swoon. I think the second one is Clive Owen with a glass of wine, but the first one is Joseph-Gordon Levitt with a vodka tonic. Extra lime.

Second the tomato slices with salt and pepper. Muenster cheese + tomatoes + pickles + soughdough.

I saw Danny Trejo (of Machete) screaming at a waitress in a cafe on Sunset.

Not weird. Bring pepper spray? :) Also, go somewhere that has a good clientele. Yelp is a good resource to check.

Aw, my hair always looks like that...

My crush in middle school looked JUST LIKE THIS. He was a drummer and had dreadlocks. All the girls loved him.

Yep, completely agree. I couldn't give two shits. Let's focus on attacking her on her politics, not her drug use, sexuality, or supposed "sluttiness." Really, there are bigger fish to fry when it comes to this politician and her husband.