@Gnatalby: "Dadaist crime scene?" I laughed SO HARD at that.

I don't know about everyone else, but one of the best forms of entertainment is hearing my mom use slang that she heard on COPS or elsewhere. Her last remark to my brother while we were playing UNO was, "Come on, I gave you a solid!".

@RousseMacabre, from Ravenclaw: AND THEY MISSPELLED IRRESISTIBLY. Urge to kill rising...

Hmm, a tip if you drool over ModCloth shoes like I do -

Someone was looking for cheap, over-the-knee low-wedge boots for a reasonable price? [www.kmart.com]

@SydTheKyd: No idea, but I like to think that it's magic.

6. This may sound a little weird, but it works wonders if you have to treat a pimple overnight (if it's the same day, you're on your own with some concealer and a smile):

@MargaretMoony: Except for that mesmerizing "Ta....tas..." episode, "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society".

@FashionZebra: Three wrong! And I KNEW Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, but I forgot the "Midnight" part. For an English teacher, not bad.

@najmah: You totally just had an Admiral Ackbar moment.

@BlondeGoddess: I've been a serious sweater (hyperhidrosis) since sophomore year of high school. I was resigned to wearing a LOT of black (and still do), but there are certain fabrics that will absolutely never show sweat, no matter how wet they are. Nylon, lace, and mesh, believe it or not, are some of your best…

@RousseMacabre is a little bit CRAZY: Ohh, I want to do horrible, horrible, possibly illegal things to him. Even that picture is getting me to breathe heavily

That blue ball is so bright and beautiful I'm just waiting for AT&T to use it for one of its new promotions.

@GrummoreGrummersom: It only has one emotion: that of constant surprise :-O

@LaComtesse: HA! Love it.

I have a confession to make. It's time I come clean. With episodes of bleeding and pain, my doctors realized that I had an anal fissure right on the outside. So they treated it.

@champagne: Michael K will forever be my Hot Slut of the Day.

Is it too late to request an offbeat, feminist lady-mag along the lines of JANE? I need something to read in the bathroom, and I'm worried that the humidity will adversely affect my laptop.

@thequeenofstartingover: DR. PEPPER CAKE?? My taste buds just orgasmed.

@thewitchandthemoll: Hmm, you bring up a good point. I shouldn't hate these women (Megan Fox, et. al), but I CAN hate the Hollywood-patriarchy-women-as-sex-object machine that brought her to the forefront of public consciousness.