I am an asshole and I always try to understand where court rulings and dissenting opinions are coming from- I think it’s good to know those things to help you in future battle. It turns out I read the headline, I literally gave her Honor JUDGE CAROL too much leeway- Because, maybe she’ll bring up something logical?

never underestimate the loud and stupid minority...reference 2016 election. 

Grown ass people following kids around who got shot or witnessed the shooting when they were just trying to go to school. Yep, this sounds like America.

Because nothing says “responsible gun owner” or “good guy with a gun” just trying to peacefully live life and enjoy the second amendment like following around a group of kids, who survived a horrific mass-murder, with an armored vehicle. By golly, that sure says that you are one of the “good ones.”

Yeah. My thoughts exactly. This needs some explanation.  

why are the people WITH the guns riding in armored vehicles?

Less of them, considering the statistics on accidental child death correlated with the number of guns in said child’s home.

I’m all for more gun control, and I also happen to enjoy going to the shooting range! And I don’t recall anyone texting me “hey poop face stop shootin’ them guns at the range, you’re ugly!”

Clown in space, because he obviously intentionally sneaks into the spaceship to stalk you. It’s scarier when you’re a target. 

The infinite unknowable void is way scarier than where Dora and Nemo fuck. 

Well, if crazy, drug addled, racist, shitbag was the look she was going for, she NAILED IT.

I have a wee hunch that it is somewhat of understatement.

I’m starting to think Roseanne is a bit of an unpleasant individual.

The thing about sad songs is that they say so much.

I mean why not both? She could be a shitty student like her good ‘ol dad and no one wants to deal with the crap of hiring a Trump. 

You can’t see it, but I have the world’s tiniest violin and I am playing the saddest of sad songs for her.

Law students who spend their summers working as research assistants for professors do so because they need to pad their resumes but they couldn’t land real summer jobs with firms or government agencies. I wonder if she didn’t really have a good first year, or if people won’t hire her because of her father.

Well, I am shocked. SHOCKED. The “pro-life” movement always behaves ethically and above board.

I am sure this will get flack - but - 

They’ve no doubt shown up in front of Trump buildings many, many times before. There’s no way he uses licensed union labor on or in his buildings, and this must be known to every contractor on the eastern seaboard. At this point if Trump saw one he’d probably misremember and think it was somehow part of the Trump…