When I was a kid, the local drugstore had a counter of costume jewelry, including a ring with huge triangular cubic zirconias, and I wanted it so badly that I asked for it for Christmas. Upon receiving it, I put it on and went to school and told everyone I had gotten engaged to John Taylor, the bassist for Duran Duran.…

That “pockets” response feels me on a fundamental level. Also hair- how do you touch your own hair wearing a thing like that? I touch my hair about 47 times per second, my hand would be caught like a raccoon’s in a trap.

That’s the choice I was looking for. Ugly. I never thought I’d use that word for a ring with two big diamonds, but they look bad together.

I could hock it for a nice vacation tho 

U. G. L. Y.

And surprisingly cheap looking, considering the size of those diamonds.

We think it’s ugly. 

oh god, everything about this woman was made by someone else: Face, tits, ass, image, reputation.

Not only was she born into wealth, she was born to someone who was an incredibly successful businesswoman, with parents and siblings with a shit ton of connections to the business, fashion, and beauty world. Literally everything she needed in order to make her business a success, she had. What would be incredible…

What’s the quickest way to make a million bucks? Start with two. 

That said, if someone thinks Kylie’s company is worth $800 million now, she should sell it for that price as fast as she can. That is my nonprofessional opinion

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

The idea that this girl is “self-made” is insulting. Fuck that.

How about they market a distortion/overdrive pedal, and call it the “Tiny Penis Compensator”.

Steel Panther would be 100% behind that. They would use those two pedals exclusively.

“Dick Enhancer” would be more accurate and sell better.

They should make one called the “Dick Hardener”. It would be great for all the heavyset, middle-aged rocker dudes who could use a little help.