I totally get you. BUT: if you ever feel very faint, or your left arm hurts or you are choking, dial 911 and leave your door unlocked. Assuming your dogs are not vegans....:(

I remember saying that if I ever find out that Morgan Freeman and/or Mr. Rogers #metoo’d anyone then we’d just have to erase men and start over. It’s been a good run fellas (not really)

Jesus Fucking Christ is anyone out there actually a half-way decent human being?

I’m really not... but somehow culturally I’ve aged two decades in the last 3 years (seriously, no idea what “WhatsApp” is).

I know it’s a victory and all but there’s still something incredibly depressing about this even being a thing...

Life is about to get much sweeter.

I’m waiting for him to refuse to comply just because he thinks he can.

Thank you.

It was a typo, he was sending a pm to dick Cheney and it was supposed to read Which hunt!

Because, despite his behavior, he’s the seat of the executive office of the United States of America, not Kim Kardashian. He is the head representative of the people’s republic now, he is one third of the head of the government which includes, you know, everyone here.

What a fucking man-baby.

I think the point is: The President of the United States isn’t just “anyone.”

If it’s a witch hunt then he is Baba Yaga, shouting this from his chicken-legged hut in the middle of a swamp.

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America.

I came to the comments to write something and lost my train of thought thanks to that gross pic. The comment section is yours my friend. Enjoy the loneliness.

There are very few places in those photos that you could zoom in on and I would not be terrified.

WTF. Is that skin cancer?

Her voice sounds almost exactly the same. She has the same range and control.... it’s amazing. It really is incredibly impressive.

She is the boss. There are only a handful of artists that have had the longevity and creativity as this woman. My hat goes off to her.... Long live Bjork!