With a former partner, she was doing her PHD and was well published for that point in her academic career so I actually put forward that, when we got married, that I would take her last name since it wouldn’t really affect my life as much.

Imagine losing an Oscar to those teeth?

Bezos looks like he would be a little stringy, but we could just slow roast him.

THANK YOU!!

White shoes? After labour day?!?

When I was 13, my mom put me on charge of cleaning the bathrooms, doing my own laundry, and cooking one night a week. It was definitely one of the best lessons that she could have given me. The women I have dated all comment on how they’ve never dated someone who actually shares in the chores.

I would have marched their asses out to the garage and told them to get to work.

My uncle tried going on a rant about how, in his day, he was able to pay for his classes and an apt without any hand outs and that young people obviously aren’t working hard enough.

There would also be the issue of how do we reset the boundaries? With all these districts that have been made into absurd shapes, if we are going to end gerrymandering, we should also set them back to practical and logical shapes and volumes.

“People who wear shoes inside the house beyond the front door are monsters”

You clearly do not own the right socks. Mine are expensive, but super plush and breathy. I wish they made other clothes this comfy.

You need to put the #sarcasm on your comments. Some people might not realize that you are joking.

I want him to be devoured by a swarm of locusts.

I wonder if she has thought about directing?

Oh god. Fuck this guy in particular (figuratively, that is). It is because of creeps like that that women have to view me as a potential threat when walking home. I am tired of having to note if I have been walking the same direction as a women ahead of me for too long.

So I will cancel your e-vite to the party on Friday.

I feel like, no matter what, she was not his first victim.

The unplugged album has always made me feel weird because Kurt died between the shooting of it and when it was released.

I feel like he could have framed this in a better way, leading in with talking about the pressure that women in the film industry are put under to look a certain way and to often lose weight for a role. I still do not think it would have gone over well.

Likr the actress who played Knives Chap, a high schooler, in Scott Pilgrim but she was one of thenoldest cast members.