I feel like this would lock your phone up at the worst time.

I fully respect this commitment. I have my particular brand of mustard and have gone on a 2 hour walk, searching grocery stores to get it.

Ketchonaise definitely rolls of the tongue far better. Mayochup sounds like some new sexually translated disease.

When I was a kid, we would mix mayo, green relish, and Heinz chili sauce to make thousand island dressing. I now add a dash of shiracha to give it a little extra zip.

I am in full support of them unionizing to protect themselves. I like looking at porn and would like the people who choose to become porn performers to be protected from violence and abuse. I would like to know that someone was being abused for me to get off.

I used to be able to find just simple, two people fucking porn and now it is all the women being slapped or forced to gag on cocks and other awful stuff. I don’t understand why it has all gotten so cruel and violent.

“The MSUCC staff made it clear to Plaintiff that if she chose to notify the police, she faced an uphill battle that would create anxiety and unwanted media attention and publicity as had happened with many other female students who were sexually assaulted by well-known athletes”

This makes me think of the song ‘Everyone’ is a Little Bit Racist’ in the musical Avenue Q. I feel like it entirely misses the point by more or less forgiving casual racism and shows the age of the musical.

I would suggest that they used Lisa for that exact reason, that it was intentional. By having their ‘left wing’ character as their version of a ‘voice of reason, it making the people who are on the fence feel like this is reasonable.

What what I want to know is why we are still living in the area where the bechdel test is a concern. We’ve had good well portrayed female characters in the past, why didn’t we keep improving on that to the point of having plenty of representation of women of all colors in all sorts of roles in film and television? How…

He’s probably already paid for a couple abortions.

I think being a provocateur is like being a genius: you don’t get to call yourself that, people do it for you. What this guy is is nothing more than a right-wing Wingnut who has about as much talent as a mildly damp sponge. A provocateur is someone who’s supposed to speak provocatively to make us think, not just spout…

I think there is stiff competition for most evil non-politician, considering some of the other corporate interests buying up political opinions.

You read my mind. I think he would be perfect as he would lean in heavily on the funny.

I could see the Captain’s death to be the product of jealousy.

That actually sounds really nice.

Needless to say, the new owners will want to replace the carpets.

I think we all would be better off not knowing what Trumps shriveled, Crocker micropenis looks like.

Clinton didn’t have to pay for it.

If he could just do the world a favor and get on with the whole dying thing, that would be appreciated.