uMM?? good i want zayn on a stage by himself tbh and harry is always going 2 do good bc he has the strongest voice i could literally care less about the other ones

i always knew eric would have good dick also why

i need 2 go 2 the oscars

i secretly hope its actually harvey birdman attorney at law

Alan Turing is so fuckin cool okay he's my homo hero. it's sad what his own government did to him. There are some great autobiographies about him!!!!!

WIPE YA ASS

i worked with kids with autism, i find it very hurtful and insulting that these people arent vaccinating their kids over something like autism, these people are nothing but ableist shit heads who need 2 be destroyed

do people not know how germs work?? like just bc no one has had polio for 23 years doesnt mean it cant happen thats why we have a vaccine wtf

true omg i rarely ever spend the money i make camgirling unless its with friends who know what i can do!!! i can make easily $400 in 3 days

really disappointed with everyone at jezebel??? how can you say you're a feminist and support the feminist cause when supporting a movie that is blatant misogyny

okay as someone who has been accidentally walking in stinging nettles for the past 2 months fuck u shailene woodley

maaaan i have been on tumblr for 5 years and this shit keeps getting weirder and weirder this is a RAPE fantasy im throwing up im gonna go reblog some pictures of the sky and relax

sad because i wanted 2 date angel haze

addiction is no fucking joke dude

this is so sad i am sad for these people even though i want breast implants i think its so sad this lady had surgery to make her eyes look western im so sad

a guy on okcupid sent me a message saying "lets do blow and get married" and i was like nah

i had a throat infection after inhaling foam from a life extinguisher (??? weird i know honestly) and when i went to the doctor she said it smelled like rotting meat.

i get high so often i can mix strains and not get a headache

IM SCREMAIN G SO LOUD

I live in CA so i got my rec a few days before i turned 19 and my friend took me to the best dispensary in the world (they closed i miss them everyday) and they gave me my first dab and i fucked up bruh bc i ate a whole brownie and then a joint and i feel asleep on my dog