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“It’s not that I would never talk about it, but it’s that nobody cares about what I have to say about that. It’s not going to sway anybody in any direction, and if so, they’re probably young kids that should do their own research about who they want to vote for.”

It’s also important to note that this isn’t the first time the Pages have waged a custody battle over a foster child that was never supposed to be theirs permanently.

I feel for the little girl, pulled apart in all this mess.

I can’t even handle the nerve of their “Help a Sister Out” signs. Like, at worst, this has absolutely no effect on you, but will fuck over tons of other women. Fuck right off, ladies.

I love that, for these people, filling out a two page form is an "undue burden" but 48 hour waiting periods and making women drive 400 miles to the nearest Women's Health clinic isn't.

Hahaha please let this be the “I don’t know her” of this decade.

Birth control should be fucking free, period.

I just can’t. I was born in San Francisco; my parents live there, today.

Excuse me, but...

What’s that, Curie? Your only dream is to be a pixie-haired French girl? Sorry, no. Instead I’m going to make you a GIANT METAL DEATH MACHINE WITH GATLING GUN ARMS. Que sera, sera.

Malfunctioning Can of Axe Body Spray

Yes. Now get off the internet until your homework is done.

Yup, raising kids is very expensive and very hard.

Me, as a child-support paying divorced mom with 50/50 physical custody, who still buys school uniforms and new shoes and haircuts for my kids because my ex-husband won’t.

Ermahgerd! Rlly? I am like so...

Watching her last night I finally had the feeling like yes we have a late night host who is skewering everyone who deserves it. When she read the feminist rule book and just said fuck it and destroyed her. John Oliver is great and fantastic at his job, but Sam Bee has that anger that we all feel hearing this type of

Well, fuck. Those poor people.

is it just me or does meghan trainor looks like ted cruz

No no.... sounds like you enjoyed this gem exactly the way it was supposed to be watched.

I just watched this last night! Clearly, Paul Reubens has been drinking from the Fountain of Youth, because, daaammm Pee-Wee! You’re ageless!