Screw this guy. You know what I did while my wife was away on important business this weekend? I cleaned the kitchen within an inch of its life, did 5 loads of laundry and cooked the best goddamn BBQ chicken on this side of the Mississippi. Thats how you fill a power void, motherfucker.

That’s fun. He blames his wife’s success and “breadwinning” for driving him to do it, but then uses her financial dependence on him as a reason for a shorter jail sentence? Totally makes sense. I bet this guy is a meninist.

A commenter on the last post requested that this is the photo we use for him from now on. A damn good idea.

If you’ve reached a point where you’re asking “Should I leave my fiance for my crush...” the answer is yes and no.

Kris: “Robbie, Never forget than Mommy loves you just the way you were.”

Already said it on Twitter but, I for one look forward to our new Dunkmaster Darius Shaq Jersey Chroma Skin!

So, kind of long story ahead. The woes of being a teacher in a sexist as hell school system.

My daughter faced something less horrible but still bad in 8th grade. A boy touched her breasts and vagina in class and was saying some really inappropriate things. It had been going on for months and that was her last straw. She punched him, breaking his glasses and knocking out a few teeth.

Imagine all the future money and above all pain for victims that could be saved if these kinds of crimes were properly investigated the first time they were committed...

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

You rang?

That is a great story.

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

The idea is that Clinton has become a political rock star, but I also saw this as a dramatization of how people think women are preordained to act around Clinton.

I acknowledge that people are incredibly beautiful between 18 and 25. But, I’m not, like, attracted to them anymore. That’s what confuses me. The desire to be with people that young. As I get older, what I’m attracted to is no longer confined exclusively to what they look like. And, I feel like that is basically a…

Far and away the best thing about this episode was learning that HRC can wink with each eye. That’s talent.

The older I get, the more convinced I am that there’s something fundamentally wrong with men who continue insisting that 18-year-old women are the most attractive women.

And then there’s this fucking asshole. Again.

To me she looks almost exactly like Rachel Leigh Cook when she was just a tad younger (the first movie I ever saw her in was Tom & Huck with Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Brad Renfro).