When I was breastfeeding/pumping for my 2 boys I steadfastly refused to do any of it in a bathroom. This sometimes required being, ahem, rather vocal. Although this embarrassed my husband, I did get to use an unoccupied VIP area to pump once, after kicking up a fuss at an NHL game.

I’m still not over him being married

I hope he has anxiety diarrhea every day for the rest of his life.

Also, don't you love how he dropped that little nugg about her "being raised in Asia"!!! Everyone knows the Asian water makes girls go ga-ga for rape in dark places.

This is how he really looked before his defense team reinvented him as a harmless nerd:

Poor, poor rapist/athlete. :-(

I wouldn’t pay for my children attend a university that allowed students to carry guns on campus. No way. The biggest danger with this policy isn’t mass shooter scenarios, it’s bitter break-up, bad grades, horrible roommate, sports rivalry, drunken shenanigans, etc.

I tried to explain what apartheid was in a lecture about music from South Africa, yesterday, and was followed to my office by an angry student who didn’t want to hear about “any #blacklivesmatter bullshit” in a course they were paying for.

I’d teach the class in Texas, but I probably wouldn’t survive the semester.

I used to teach a labor economics course that covered gender and race discrimination. To my surprise I found out that those topics are controversial. White male students did not want those topics discussed. At least once, I had a non-traditional age student following me to my office after discussing those topics in…

Biology professor: “The wide diversity of similar species on the Galapagos islands can be explained by evolutiona—” <metallic clicks from around the lecture hall> “— by, uh, Jesus, of course!” <hammers are quietly lowered and rounds unchambered>

“Is it mechanically possible for you to fuck yourself?” I laughed my ass off at that one.

We need more than just one night a week of her and John Oliver. The two of them could take down Trump by the end of March if we got them nightly.

OH NO!! How is therapy?

goddamn.

leo’s facial expressions: a summary

Doctors will guilt you into extra ultrasounds, blood tests, etc with the same rhetoric “Better safe than sorry!”

Advocating for women to not drink alcohol instead of advocating first for all women to have access to reproductive health is such an insanity. If they really care about healthy fetuses all women they mentioned should first and foremost be covered by Medicare (because we all know Medicaid is shity).

So hot. So friggin hot. I would bottom for him :3

Yas.