I thought the most harsh you could get with “Bless your heart” was to say it to someone’s face, but I was wrong; the true nuclear move is to say it to a reporter doing a Vanity Fair profile they will DEFINITELY read

I feel so bad for the people who believe in God and carry guilt for not following archaic ideas of religion. Religion should be uplifting and positive, my heart breaks for everyone that puts themselves down because of strict religious interpretation.

We can so easily correct that inexplicable mistake.

The other thing that bothers me is how drug abuse is being handled. I appreciate and welcome the decreasing attempt to criminalize drug use in many locales (Seattle has a wonderful diversion program called LEAD) but it’s only because suburban white kids and soccer moms are getting hooked on opiates. When it was blacks…

Hey, if a rape is “legitimate,” the female body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

The weird thing is all this racist fervor is kicking in at a time when crime rates are dropping, pregnancy rates are dropping, affirmative action has disappeared, taxes are low, welfare rolls have disappeared - yet black people are still being scapegoated. Rural white Americans - it is not our fault your lives suck.…

So, if you get raped by a stranger, don’t abort the baby because that’s bad, but we won’t acknowledge its existence when it’s born, either.

Evicted?! Nanu-nanu bitch!

Gail Sheehy is writing for Jezebel now?! Great heavens, that’s a helluva coup. Wonderful, informative piece, thank you for it.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while…

I wonder if some of these artists have personal experience with Dr. Luke. It is difficult to know what happened from a distance, but as many female singers who have publicly stated their support I have to think that they have some experience or knowledge of Dr. Luke - and that their experience supports Keisha’s…

important note that her label is sony/columbia! adele is boss.

She bragged the other day about knowing more than I think she knows about sex. And I was like oh yeah? And she said yeah I know everything. I ride a bus, mom. So I asked her about anal beads.

I WOULD NOT.

First photo looks like she just realized she agreed to sleep with Donald Trump to save America.

I personally cannot deal with this shit anymore. When Kasich defunded planned parenthood in my lovely state I took to Facebook to write about the Hyde Amendment. I lost friends in the process and am currently losing my ten year relationship with my hard right in laws over this nonsense.

I love how passionate you all are (pun intended) about this topic.

Sorry. I’m only at 2:12, and I have to pause to say: Casey Affleck is adorable.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

I don't want kids, and I don't think I would want them under any circumstances. However, I also think that hearing women talk about their experiences during childbirth cemented what was already a tendency not to want children while I was young. Almost every woman I knew had some story about medical staff behaving in…