You just became the school kid that reminds the teacher theres a quiz on the day you aren’t ready haha

Rio welcomes you!

The only thing dirtier than the water

Tears be gone.

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

The U.S. will send 48 rowers to Rio, they will be as forewarned and forearmed as the federation can make them

“Evan Narcisse: I’ve never liked Deadpool. He’s the artifact of a time period when a lot of unjustified hype and desperate gimmicks dominated the superhero comics landscape.”

Man soon as I saw the dolls + Final Fantasy 4 - instantly the Calcabrina SNES theme song popped into my head.

OK here, watch this scene and then you’ll understand:

Never kills?! Pre-order canceled.

Yeah this is a three-part disaster: socially conditioned male entitlement, no real system for adequately treating our mentally ill citizens, and far too lax gun laws.

A former girlfriend told the Wisconsin State Journal that O’Kroley had tried to commit suicide in 2014, and that he has been seriously mentally ill for the past decade.

A funny ass Jockey’s commercial

Nailed it.

I don’t get why anyone likes the idea of strippers and strip clubs. It’s like, you go there, and then what? There’s all these topless women around and you got a boner you can’t do anything about. I’d just be really fucking angry with my angry boner the whole time I’m there.

You know what, FORGET THE DAMN ANT SIMULATOR.

The employees in question said that they would go on to make their own indie game. With blackjack. And hookers.

buy a "real car"? what the hell are you talking about?