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There’s no way Martha isn’t growing some organic, heirloom super-weed on her farm somewhere. Probably behind the blueberry pergola.

“She didn’t want to smoke directly so I shotgunned one right into her mouth.”

Funny, I feel like an actress whose talent is widely adored, beauty widely regarded and class uniformly recognized shouldn’t have to answer to a commenter about her neck. She’s gorgeous. She’s also over the age of 30. I’m sure she’d apologize but she has three tv shows to shoot.

Ever think that some storylines that seem “boring”, y’know, like Arya’s, might be building up to something huge? They can’t just make huge things happen with no background and buildup.

How many people thought badass Wilding woman saw one of her own deceased kids amongst that group of kid-wight zombie horrors? I thought she for sure saw her own offspring there. But it seems not everyone did. Is there a gender divide? A parental divide?

Mindy’s female friends were written off the show because the characters weren’t funny. In the early part of season 1, a lot of the supporting cast was in flux.

It is ridiculously hard to make friends as an adult, especially for introverts. I have to be around someone so many times before I’m really comfortable, but of course by then they’ve decided I’m an aloof bitch.

This might just be me, but I’m not really reading into what is causing the uproar around this quote. To me, this is saying that it is harder to make female friends than it is to find a man to sleep with.

This makes me feel better. I just moved to a new town/ state last year and I am finding it so hard to make friends. I am also a new mother so the whole thing feels like first dates.

Stories about elderly gay couples finally being able to marry result in me crying about 97% of the time, topped only by heroic dog stories (98.5% chance of crying).

These gentlemen are goddamn adorable. Wishing them so much continued happiness!

Every single story about these guys. Every single story.

The not-Norman Reedus one (Ya hear that, Sean Patrick Flannery? You’re the fucking “other” Boondock Saint, now, you putz).

I thought the girl who got treated badly by one of the Boondocks Saints would be here. He was such a dick to her.

Or if he were the imagined specter of trans women molesting your daughters in public restrooms, which is what Michelle Duggar claimed would happen if a Fayetteville, Arkansas, anti-discrimination law passed. The bill failed due in large part to Michelle’s intense lobbying based on the claim that trans women are out to…

When speaking about Michael Brown, a teenager, Huckabee called him ‘a thug’ and said he could have avoided his fate if Brown would have behaved himself. So apparently it’s ok to shoot black teenagers, but white teenage abusers deserve our respect and some privacy. Are people even listening to themselves anymore?

This is what it’s like everyday in Maryland. We eat a lot of crabs because we have to, it’s us or them.

It’s a perfect description, at uni I knew a guy who loved Meyer, once when smoking up in his room he picked up his guitar turned to us and said “these six strings saved my soul”.

Yeah, in the sense that TLC is hypocritical as fuck.