I'm sorry, but the only way Chucky Boy saw an abortion performed, and wasn't there as a participant, is if he was the father. Maybe that's who his "med school friend" was, a girlfriend he knocked up and then went with her when she had the abortion. Not many clinics or doctors allow this, but there are a few.

And then I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me!

There is no procedure that sticks scissors into a brain. None. Not ever. Not even late term abortion. No. No. No.

Is it me or does he look like one of those stress dolls where when you squeeze it, the ears and eyes pop out?

There are some things I just can't find online that I want to watch. Netflix makes it miles easier to watch most things people want.

Which BBC shows are they dropping? I can't believe they're dropping Blackadder and Fawlty Towers. Those are literally the shows I turn during PMS weeks and bad work days :(. They're my comfort food.

Fox didn't change the filter they use to make Boehner look human instead of like a rotting tangerine.

You do you, RBG. Rock those sassy collars!

That guy's twitter feed is cute memes and vitriol about how the Democrats and Obama suck. So, it seems this wasn't an accident, it was a purposeful lie.

Oh, he is way too pale and doughy and not terrifying enough to be an Angler fish. Besides, the horrifying ones we know of are ladies. The men are tiny and get themselves stuck to the lady fish and turn into a pair of testicles for her.

Yeahhhhh...I'm gonna need to see a photo.

I also love her reaction to meeting Idris Elba. Her entire body is seizing up. She's about one glass of wine away from climbing him like a fucking tree.

Damn, I didn't realize the cops didnt catch him until he was promoting the new Transformers.

Re: the "smart and articulate" thing, I feel like he's been coasting on his Bowling for Columbine interview for awhile now. Lately he comes across like your average burnt-out, poorly aging, "this is your brain on drugs" LA rocker dude.

Eli Roth would never make a film like Hostel.

I would not make a video of that nature, nor would Eli.

When I want to test out a camera, I take pictures of myself making goofy faces and not, you know, rape scenes, but hey that's just me.