Hilarious.

I know, right? I like my white rappers blissfully ignorant of cultural appropriation.

Macklemore really can’t win, can he?

Tickle her feet. It would have been priceless.

Haven't we all?

Hey, my mom is a jerkbag!

I don’t know the situation but I think you are reading a lot into this. It sounds like a frustrated mom dealing with a major transition period in the relationship. The rest is just projection. Eta: and to add, young people also have to learn to have a relationship as an adult with their parents. It’s usually a mutual…

It’s really not any grosser and meaner than anything else we eat, though. And from the sound of it, these animals have vastly better lives than the factory-farmed cows, pigs and chickens we eat every day.

It isn’t just a ring and a party. That’s only the wedding, and not everyone wants much of a wedding anyway.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.