Or a cheat mode where you NEVER get off the boat?

Are you kidding me? I want to be able to land on a 1/4 of the moon.

Can't wait for the AN:Redux expansion pack where you will be able spend hours dining in a rotting French colonial plantation.

I'm sorry for your losses. But think on this: this pain shall pass and be completely overshadowed by a much worse pain when the Franklin Mint releases commemorative plates for President Trump - and they go on to become their bigliest seller ever!

So, it will be THE horror game of 2020?

They totally should have gone with the Franklin Mint commemorative plates.

Dude, just bring some ice and that'll bring them all to the yard.

What if it was also revealed that Dollar General is now carrying $1 vodka, hmmm? Stored in the cooler display right next to said Twinkified ice cream?

Numbskull?

Politics is a car driven by Satan. The Right is the brake, the Left is the accelerator.

Well, since we're all evolved human beings who don't carry the slightest embitterment regarding the naivete of youth and our own aging, perhaps we can come up with more appropriately cynical pretentious song titles?

Hear, hear. Reasonable discussions are AVC's life blood.
AVC is a health-conscious vampire is what I'm saying.

Depends.

White Dog Poop Matters!

That explains why Georgian water tastes so nasty.
It doesn't explain why I would try Georgian water.

WelI-stated points Archmage. I see the Ring also has no power over you.

I love that Brennan exhibits the best quality for evaluating comedy: if it makes you laugh or grin, it's funny. Period. No snobby bullshit, no armchair comedian attitude, just love for any sort of chuckles. And yet, he can do comedy as smart - or dumb - as he wants it to be.
3 Mics is really really good. He scripts…

Please join Canada. Then our nefarious plan to control all of the Great Lakes comes closer to fruition. [Note: said plan also includes getting you to pay us to take Detroit.]

I like to think that his effect on these losers is an overall positive one tho. I mean, god bless him for that performing that kind of engagement.

Exactly, but his angry guy routines broaden his appeal to suck-in conservative types into thinking he's their kind of guy (and then he gets them to laugh and go along with his "fundamentally humane comedy"), hence the brilliance imo.