"caustic, often scathing, yet fundamentally humane comedy"

No, that's Ian Thomas.

Ahem… the preferred nomenclature is "little person star".

Frighteningly, I had a step-father named Sonny. He was a horse-tradin, rascally sonofabitch who looked and acted like Yosemite Sam.

Sure you can. Just don't say knuckle afterwards and you're fiine.

He's no Wang Weasel.

Robots. In the future, all good rock music will be made by robots. For robots. Robot rock they'll call it.

Electoral School of Hair Design more like it, amirite?

Powdered opal. It's from the future, Meme.

And I was always happy to see his microphone for some reason.

A thousand times this. I have worked with many dozens Iranian nationals, all of them were highly cultured, unfailingly polite (and I'm Canadian!) and vociferously critical of their ruling regime. I have met exactly one Iranian who thought the regime was a good idea and he was a total douche.

Maybe he was just tired of his self?

This will include a a re-write of the constitution by a 1000 monkeys on a 1000 typewriters using their favorite medium, right?

(Dik's supervisor actually recommends Bounty, the quicker picker upper)

As long as it's not behind my back. I demand transparency in all matters regarding motherfucking!

Carb wad true story: I just had chicken shawarma poutine for lunch. I feel sated and unclean.

I'm sorry but… Orange is NOT the new Black.

If you don't buy that, woah Nelly, you're going to love the Trump term. Swap out the fundamentalist conservative resurgence of the 70s and 80s for ultra-nationalist resurgence.
E.g., http://www.bbc.com/news/wor…

It's upvotes all the way down!

I've always lamented that Joe Flaherty didn't experience a late career resurgence like Eugene Levy. He deserves it just as much.