Olive oil deserves a place on the list. Good popcorn topping.

Go back to Goop, Pepper Potts.

It’s a good thing I’m not here to make friends, because I voted for ordering in.

And I can barely get 4G on my stupid phone.

There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Common Sense.

Please tell me this is real!? I need to see this.

Please don’t

Speaking fee: Airfare and hotel, $3.50, and a turkey club, NO MAYO.

There was no sign that said FUCK DREW or anything, although that would have been understandable.

Obviously, this one.

Could have sworn the most thrown back jersey in Maryland would be Ray Rice.

Yeah, there are a lot rose-tinted glasses being worn when it comes to this car’s looks. If you aren’t looking for the retro lines and cues, this is An Ugly Car. If you are, great - you do you. But I’m firmly in the donotwant.gif camp over here. Saw it in person at the LA show and I’ve seen better looking Italian at…

Why bother? Some broad gets on there with a staticky sweater and *boom* ‘oh the humanity, waaaaaaa’!!

There were 8 people involved. Do you need help counting?

Speaking of lawsuits, update your resume, bitch.

Nice smackdown on that troll. Well done.

I understand that this blog readership ranges anywhere from 16 year old fast food workers to 45 year old CEOs, but, honestly, it’s inexpensive compared to my Swiss watches, and, just like those watches, I set it on the nightstand next to me when I sleep, so charging isn’t a big deal. The thing has over 50% battery…

Anyone else get the feeling that this movie is going to be more of a hot mess than Fantastic Four (any of them)?