Can you please send him over here to the UK? If we MUST continue not to be independent & be stuck with Westmonster, PLEASE let us have your Obama.

But...why?

She thought they were legally married, applied for divorce. He argued marriage in Bali not valid. If it wasn’t valid in Bali, it couldn’t be valid in England.

Common law marriage was deleted from statute books in England in something like 1453! English courts held that they weren’t married. She would have been entitled to support for kids under 18. Anyway, court found they weren’t married & im pretty sure from memory that Mick & she came to an agreement. They’re still great…

Well, she THOUGHT she'd married Mick...

Because anyone that ever drinks any alcohol is an alcoholic?

Bad in a good way!

I thought the Jenner joke (having just seen it) was a bit rubbish but it seemed more like a clumsy way of achniwledging her transition than an attempt to make a joke of her. The car joke I thought was ok, just not that up to date. I really don’t think there would be intent there but that doesn’t always mean the joke…

I can only base my agreement on the few Canadian stand-ups I’ve seen!

I read elsewhere that he asked him “what the hell sugar tits meant anyway”?

What did Damon do???

Woody Allen’s still allowed, apparently 😕

I can’t comment on the awards because I haven't seen them yet but that’s really disappointing to hear. His humour can be really close to the bone but usually, it’s all about making a point & one in support of the “underdog” (I hate that expression).

Hahahaha! That’s about the size of it!

I have total respect for guys that make polite approaches. I would never be cruel or dismissive unless he behaved like an arse.

Maybe...I have a quizzical expression (well, it’s the expression I have when I FEEL quizzical) that must look like a huge scowl. A guy once said ‘Hiya” to me at a bar. I sort of squinted at him, trying to work out if I knew him, and he reacted like I’d pointed a gun! “Oh, shit, I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to…

😂 Love that!

Wait...what? Gervais a) isn’t racist b) has a VERY dry sense of humour c) almost certainly thinks Mel’s a racist arsehole.

For sex, not so much.

The Western Isles in Scotland are known for it!