It was terrible but one line made up for the whole film and, obviously, it was Samantha’s.

That’s almost certainly true; my male friends tell me I have a frightening “Fuck off & die.” expression when men approach me in bars.

I don’t know who they are!

Thankfully, since the horror that was Dunblane, we have very strict gun laws.

It’s not exotic when you're from here!

Also, Janette Tough IS A KRANKIE!!! Wtf?!

I’m Scottish & I do NOT understand his popularity. He's a bit of an arse. Terrible actor.

Not true. Lots of white people think there’s nothing wrong with their assumption that all black people have great rhythm or are great athletes.

You did well getting that far!

You really don't understand misogyny.

In some parts of English-speaking Southern Africa, “He is out this weekend.” means that he’s away for the weekend.

Yay! Me too!

If only! Sadly, I know folk in their 40s that use textish.

It’s good to know I’m not alone. My teenage niece takes the piss out of me so much for texting in proper sentences that I thought maybe it was just me...

I will never, ever, ever understand the obsession that so many Americans have with gun ownership.

Those that are mentally ill are much more likely to be victim of violence than perpetrator.

The answer is simple: inequality kills.

I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before but I am SO FUCKING JEALOUS of you lot having Obama. (Putting foreign policy aside, over which I suspect he has little control).

That might be the best thing about this whole story! I love her & ive no idea who she is.

Well, I’m glad your wedding was lovely despite him! And congratulations on your newish wee boy 😊.