How on Earth do you have an entire article about the governor of Florida virtue signaling against “communism”, without mentioning the fact that one of the largest, most powerful ethnic groups in the state (which basically dominates the South Florida political establishment)—Cubans and Cuban Americans—are just about…

“If you don’t want to have a baby,” *pops a viagra* “you shouldn’t have sex.” *texts mistress that the hearing is running long & he’ll be late* “I don’t know why that is so difficult to comprehend” *pats congressional aide’s knee in a “friendly” manner* “You want all of the fun and none-” *texts from misteress* “of…

Realizing they might face some consequences. Nothing that could have happened to the women would have mattered.

Only move to potentially salvage Marchesa. Makes sense.

Wait. There are people who actually think the 90s version is better?

FTC regulates anything that isn’t intended to treat, cure, or prevent disease. FDA only steps in when a consumer or consumer whatchdog steps in and says “This product is actively causing harm”, which is almost always followed or joined by “Wait. This product claims to treat/cure/prevent disease. Anything that makes…

Not exactly related, but I had to buy my 11mo old girl boy shorts because all the girl shorts were basically diaper covers. It had nothing to do with ‘modesty’ but because I wanted her to have some clothing coverage from the elements. If baby shorts are cut preposterously short, how do you dress kids?!?!

I don’t know if I believe this - TyTy is often horrible but I don’t get her being physically abusive to a child.

I wonder if the letters to brands were aimed at letting them know that “influencers” they paid to post about them had to make it clear the post was an ad or sponsored.

I only just now realized it’s “Fyre” and not “Frye”.

SPOT

Bobby, though I would miss you terribly if you ever left Jezebel, I think you have found your true calling, writing the scripts for the “reality” show known as KUWTK.

Nope nope nope. I’m fully in Adam Scott camp. If he showed up in my living room dressed up as Elvis, LONG LIVE THE KING SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.

Laura Mercier is the only one that doesn’t ball up on my stupid face. I vote her.