“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

I can’t believe these buffoons managed to get that shitstain elected. Idiots, top to bottom.

D.B. Pooper

Mark Wahlberg in:

All of this allegedly puts a former Mexican tabloid executive in the locker rooms of the last three Super Bowls, surreptitiously nabbing incredibly valuable sports memorabilia right from under the noses of at least dozens of people, only to get caught a couple years later. This is the greatest story.

It is hard to believe that there are 37% of respondents that still approve of this farce of a president.

I have a very serious question. What does Donald Trump actually do in a given day as the President? Because it sure seems like all he does is watch TV all day long.

this is a false yellow flag operation perpetrated by known trump-supporter tom brady in an attempt to enrage the patriot’s rabid fanbase into supporting the mexican border wall.

His Gallup approval rating.

When you govern from Twitter....

So, I have been watching SNL as far back as the 90s [yes, talking to an old here] and I can tell you that despite Chris Farley, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Mike Myers, Adam Sandler, Norm McDonald, Will Ferrell, Kevin Nealon, David Spade, Dennis Miller, and Al Franken that there is something about this season that is…

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

So many CEO-type old men in this administration used to starting at 10am, going for a 2 hour lunch at 12, and being home by 4pm are suddenly discovering that the “public sector” they’ve mocked their whole lives doesn’t roll that way.

No, woman is noun, female is used here as an adjective. It is perfectly correct and not at all insulting to use here.

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

I’m sold on the My Pillow washability

Tears stain y’all.

I’m sold on the My Pillow washability

Tears stain y’all.

Epic pillow fights.

Epic pillow fights.