D.B. Pooper

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All of this allegedly puts a former Mexican tabloid executive in the locker rooms of the last three Super Bowls, surreptitiously nabbing incredibly valuable sports memorabilia right from under the noses of at least dozens of people, only to get caught a couple years later. This is the greatest story.

this is a false yellow flag operation perpetrated by known trump-supporter tom brady in an attempt to enrage the patriot’s rabid fanbase into supporting the mexican border wall.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

So many CEO-type old men in this administration used to starting at 10am, going for a 2 hour lunch at 12, and being home by 4pm are suddenly discovering that the “public sector” they’ve mocked their whole lives doesn’t roll that way.

No, woman is noun, female is used here as an adjective. It is perfectly correct and not at all insulting to use here.

This is what happens when you focus too much on RPI and not enough on the sniff test.

“Where can I get some of that? Asking for a friend.”

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

And the reality is that most of us only buy a new phone once every two years so really, double most of this.

This is beautiful!!! Please update if that cunt says anything else!!

WD-40 is NOT a lubricant. When will people figure this out. Go buy some white lithium or silicone based spray nonsense if you want to lubricate something.

God bless you. I’m at work and can’t view the video. And, regardless of where i am, i can’t stand lazy “journalism” that only links to someone else’s video and hard work.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

I’m sold on the My Pillow washability

Tears stain y’all.

I’m sold on the My Pillow washability

Tears stain y’all.

Epic pillow fights.

Epic pillow fights.