Neither of you two’s comments seem like any fun.

That is straight up booster money. It was meant for a prostitute.

You shouldn’t storm the court at home as the #4 against an unranked opponent you are expected to beat.

Played goalie, and I can confirm you’re just a dick.

I have played goalie, at the NCAA Division 1 level.

Legit question - can you be charged with a crime in Great Britain for what he said??

WHO WILL THINK OF THE FANTASY PLAYERS??

Now I only starred his comment because it made you cry and pee your pants in front of us!

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

I feel like this is what it sounds like inside my grandpa’s brain.

At least he waited until the third graph to pimp his film.

He was thinking that at best his team gets the ball and at worst they give up 20 yards of field position to a team that at that point had punted 4 times....

As a 49er fan, I think he meant they are worse than mediocre, not better...just a hunch...nice recap though chief.

I was just hoping in this case he’d make an acception since it was Archie.

about as many as if connor cook did it: zero

Winston’s attorineys,

I saw this headline and thought some new development must have happened but nope its just a 6 day late weigh-in on a topic that just about every voice in sports media has already covered.

Redford is the worst writer on Deadspin, and it isn’t close.

Making this post public invites questions about the site’s editorial process. Who the hell signed off on this?

Hilarious. Where do you come up with this stuff!!