“It looks pretty good, too.”

of course it’s the most entertaining thing you’ve seen all day. Look what site you’re posting from. You’ve never seen anything of any value before.

The answer is “dog shit”, but you knew that.

something not funny. Is it that Jason guy? Sure as fuck is.

<stage whisper> psst! It’s because it’s baseball and no one gives a shit. You didn’t pull off the crime of the century.

It’s super boring. Skip to the end:

Will you die?

Hopes and prayers coming your way.

Lost count of how many shitty articles you’ve written. Patterns indeed.

If you’re going to insist on dumb opinions, at least get the facts straight.

and still you should have know before you published something.

holy fuck, that was boring.

WILL THE UBER DRIVER BE OK?

Cat B is short for Category B, you say?

the bar is so low in automotive journalism that dynoing a car counts as being different”.

I always read that as “VW Attack”, which is a way better name.

so what’s your excuse?

that’s two lies.

after “part time dj”, do you need to know anything more?