It’s worth re-watching President Obama’s statement from 2015. There’s nothing more to say, really.

God, I can’t wait to see Ian Curtis in a Speedo.

Scene: Nebraska

I feel like there should be classes about this. Like, every single person should get “How to Recognize Abuse” classes starting in....maybe 2nd grade?

Yeah, I read that essay from Laura, too, some years ago. Read it twice cause I was like ‘what in the ENTIRE hell is this ish?’ And, like you, I was shocked that her strategy worked. Until I came across this a couple of years ago:

Oh damn. I just figured it out.

Yeah, except just getting laid doesn’t get you back with that ex you laid all that groundwork with.

He emphasizes quite strongly that he did not cheat. But there’s a restraining order. Judges don’t give those out with the Halloween candy. He said something or did something that made her fear for her safety, and he still can’t respect her boundaries. He needs to stay THEE FUCK AWAY before he justifiably winds up on a…

Two thoughts:

Oh god, yes. I think it was ad infinitum that said Elizabeth Warren became the left’s Canadian girlfriend this election cycle.

I feel like politely patting celibacy on the shoulder would be more appropriate than embracing it. Maybe even just a jaunty wave from across the street.

I don’t think it would have helped either. I wouldn’t be surprised if that played into her thoughts after the fact, though. She wouldn’t be the first woman to wish she’d been less gracious when she realized that she wasn’t going to win whatever she did.

A+ work on this thread.

Here you go, A. Here is the only beauty tutorial you’ll ever need.

Grammarian Hot Take:

She “became deceased?” Yeah, no. She was shot and killed by the cop.

This is about one thing: The adulation of making a grand entrance.

Hold up, HOLD UP:

Check out this instagram post Lena wrote AS HER DOG explaining what an amazing person Lena is. It’s absolutely incredible.

It’s Delmas’s diagnosis that Joyce cites in the letter, “cyclothymia,” Joyce wrote, a mental disorder that mimics schizophrenia but without its duration or intensity.