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He also let out a goose-like HONNK...as if to announce “HERE I AM, MUTHAFUCKAS!”

When NBC said they were going to get more aggressive in the ratings war, this isn’t quite what I had in mind.

If you looked that good, how many shits would you give!

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GTA Online’s “Gunrunning” update drops on June 13th, and here’s the trailer. Things to spot: new bunkers, weaponized vehicles, and a “mobile operations center.” Also, guns. Obviously.

Having problems with the old Crotch Waffle? Your panty hamster on the rampage? Take a few drops of Dr. Wurthington’s Whisker Biscuit Wellness Formula and you’ll be back to feeling like a real woman in no time.

Aren’t the females called peahens?

When that happened, I was like, ‘Aw, this is about to be a big mess,’” Ghanem said. 

I’ve just been buying patches and stickers and stuff, so I feel like I’ve been using Etsy all wrong.

Its scary to think that a South Park spoof from 2000 is now becoming a reality.

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Crooked Anand. Very unfair! 

I look forward to having to pay an extra $10 for the “Premier Netflix Steaming Package!” and another $15 for the “Elite Online Gaming Package!”.

I don’t think Harper was a good PM. He was not a proto-Trump.

TBF, I think Trump like the Saudis less for their oil and more for the way they give his hotel money and put his face on giant screens all over the country when he visits.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

Also, like much of Trump’s dealings, that big $110 billion Saudi arms deal was a lot of promises, but no actual completion of a deal. SAD!

Hitler lost. And he was such a beta cuck that he killed himself instead of fighting on. Thats who these morons emulate. A literal loser.

Well Republicans are allowed to assemble, so I guess so.

As with most “big brother” type surveillance technology, the original stated purpose isn’t the frightening part. It’s the potential for abuse.

The combo of that lasso of truth flogger and scale armor has made me add another item to my kink bucket list.