He also let out a goose-like HONNK...as if to announce “HERE I AM, MUTHAFUCKAS!”

When NBC said they were going to get more aggressive in the ratings war, this isn’t quite what I had in mind.

If you looked that good, how many shits would you give!

GTA Online’s “Gunrunning” update drops on June 13th, and here’s the trailer. Things to spot: new bunkers, weaponized vehicles, and a “mobile operations center.” Also, guns. Obviously.

Aren’t the females called peahens?

When that happened, I was like, ‘Aw, this is about to be a big mess,’” Ghanem said. 

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

I don’t think Harper was a good PM. He was not a proto-Trump.

TBF, I think Trump like the Saudis less for their oil and more for the way they give his hotel money and put his face on giant screens all over the country when he visits.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

Also, like much of Trump’s dealings, that big $110 billion Saudi arms deal was a lot of promises, but no actual completion of a deal. SAD!

Hitler lost. And he was such a beta cuck that he killed himself instead of fighting on. Thats who these morons emulate. A literal loser.

Well Republicans are allowed to assemble, so I guess so.

Harsh, Billy. Despite a down year Keylor Navas and Raphael Varane are still on the team afterall.

The combo of that lasso of truth flogger and scale armor has made me add another item to my kink bucket list.

What is not to believe about Bradley Cooper having a baby, you cannot refute this video proof.

At this point I hope he does. He basically gifted the ACLU (or whoever is going to be arguing against the ban in the Supreme Court) their argument. All they have to do is print out his tweets.

Normalizing begging for money will be important to the future of Americans.

If I were Ms. Berry I’d say, “Hell yeah I’m expecting...to take a giant dump tomorrow morning when I wake up.”