36 years in prison is some alpha male shit brooooooooo!!!!

Good fucking riddance.

“The only thing that is worse than that [sexual assault] is the false accusation of sexual assault”

Wasted away again in Margaritaville

After the fight, did they put their cowboy hats back on and ride off on their motorcycles together?

In 2020, new students in a GroupMe chat shared racist jokes and mocked feminists.

For a second, I got really confused and wondered how I went along all these years without knowing that Skeletor’s first name was Bryan.

The obvious implication that Trump should stay away comes as the president’s team is reportedly considering a trip to London as a show of solidarity following the attack.

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.

Somehow WarriorsWorld found the DJ Khaled looking guy and interviewed him. He said the Oxford shirt guy had floor seats, wanted to take a picture, and started backing up into their section. Security told him to move, as did DJ Khaled. Oxford shirt said something to the effect of “I have more money than you.” And some…

I’m going to guess that Dressed Up For No Reason was a douchey fan for most of the game, standing up at the wrong times, telling people to not yell so loud while he’s on the phone, etc., and Guy Who Sells Bootleg Hats On The BART Bridge had finally fucking had enough. I don’t know what the involvement of Massive Beard…

I’m sweating just looking at that.

What the fuck? Zaza Pachulia was camped out in the paint for almost TEN seconds!!! Blow the fucking whistle ref.

My layups look a lot like that at regular speed.

Mark Jackson has really improved his analysis.

In my one year of organized baseball, when I was ten years old, I had a moment very much like this. It was the closest I ever got to a noteworthy play. Other highlights included:

I went to a soccer game last night and some jackass was screaming, “STOP WALKING, YOU’RE DISRESPECTING THE FLAG,” at people during the National Anthem. Yeah, and yelling at people is soooo much more better, guy. Flag fetishists are the worst.

*sighs*
*crosses ‘pika-nips’ off list of “things I thought I’d never have to see*