I literally said after the whole Kathy Griffin thing that everyone would forget it because Trump would say something fucked up on Monday, anyway. I am hardly a psychic.

At this point I hope he does. He basically gifted the ACLU (or whoever is going to be arguing against the ban in the Supreme Court) their argument. All they have to do is print out his tweets.

Well, at least all the other countries aren’t laughing at us anymore, like they did under Obama. Ha! We showed them!

No one wants Trump to visit. Especially Melania

Donald Trump is every other world leader’s asshole brother-in-law.

I don’t want trump visiting America.

Shake n bake!

Normalizing begging for money will be important to the future of Americans.

Good but will it also block those full page ads that are oh so common in mobile sites now?

EmPhaSis, but it was on the wrong SyllAble

Nice to see Bieber will also throw on a hairstyle from team Korn.

And enjoy any high level sports game.

If I were Ms. Berry I’d say, “Hell yeah I’m expecting...to take a giant dump tomorrow morning when I wake up.”

Oh sweet baby jesus swaddled in 1600 thread count blankets....nooooo.

Living in Sacramento may explain his lack of fear. A slip to his death would be a lateral move, at worst.

Alex Honnold is perhaps the greatest living free soloist

Sorry, but I think we all know this is the best free solo ever:

We found love in a ropeless place.