Wasted away again in Margaritaville

Dollars to donuts this guy doesn’t even get the post removed by Facebook, but god forbid you post a photo of a breastfeeding woman.

After the fight, did they put their cowboy hats back on and ride off on their motorcycles together?

In 2020, new students in a GroupMe chat shared racist jokes and mocked feminists.

For a second, I got really confused and wondered how I went along all these years without knowing that Skeletor’s first name was Bryan.

I cashed out my retirement account and bought a couple hundred clean human livers I’m keeping on ice for the impending cirrhosis epidemic.

in 2024

The obvious implication that Trump should stay away comes as the president’s team is reportedly considering a trip to London as a show of solidarity following the attack.

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.

Are...are you trying to imply it hasn’t been 3 years since he took office? That its only felt that way?

This is just amazing. The DOJ attorneys who are working on the travel ban case just woke up screaming, because Trump handed the challengers another fantastic piece of evidence to include in their briefs. First, the DOJ has been refusing to call it a travel ban, and instead insisting that the courts refer to it as a…

My “after” shot in 2020...

You know how every president ages like shit during their term? This is going to be the administration where we all age like shit.

Somehow WarriorsWorld found the DJ Khaled looking guy and interviewed him. He said the Oxford shirt guy had floor seats, wanted to take a picture, and started backing up into their section. Security told him to move, as did DJ Khaled. Oxford shirt said something to the effect of “I have more money than you.” And some…

I’m going to guess that Dressed Up For No Reason was a douchey fan for most of the game, standing up at the wrong times, telling people to not yell so loud while he’s on the phone, etc., and Guy Who Sells Bootleg Hats On The BART Bridge had finally fucking had enough. I don’t know what the involvement of Massive Beard…

I’m sweating just looking at that.

What the fuck? Zaza Pachulia was camped out in the paint for almost TEN seconds!!! Blow the fucking whistle ref.

Mark Jackson has really improved his analysis.

In my one year of organized baseball, when I was ten years old, I had a moment very much like this. It was the closest I ever got to a noteworthy play. Other highlights included:

*sighs*
*crosses ‘pika-nips’ off list of “things I thought I’d never have to see*