Ah yes, dick stereotypes, created to stop white women from running away with Asian men, and to justify ownership of African slaves.

“I’m sorry. This doesn’t usually happen to me.”

Probably not. Part of her contract was that she would maintain an image and sound similar to what she had when they signed her. While she can try to deviate from that image, the label has the ultimate approval over whether or not they think she has deviated too far (basically in any way that might lose them money if…

3. Sharks develop a taste for human flesh

I’d like to remind people of my Feed Them to Sharks™ plan for dealing with rapists, killers, and child molesters. It’s a pretty simple plan:

Spencer ain’t having a good week...

Great I’m going to have to really start screening my doctors. I’ll make my own questionnaire for them!

Between this shit, yet another murder-suicide perpetrated by a husband in my city, the sexual assault cases I have to deal with at work, and the current administrations obvious hatred of women I’m over it all too. I have no short term solution.

I know that this is horrible, especially as somebody who has been sexually assaulted, but at this point wouldn’t it be easier for her to just record an album of stuff to get out? I know they are dated examples but Tori Amos did a complete albums of covers to fill her last contracted album with a company she was over…

“Finally, with respect to the Prescription Agreement, signed in November 2008, Gottwald’s allegedly abusive behavior was foreseeable,” the judge wrote.

I really appreciate when he does shit like this so I don’t have to feel so dumb for hating him.

I am first row in the 300s looking down on the Buffalo goal and let me tell you that cock shot was as amazing as it looked on TV.

I’m sure reactions to this will be measured and based in reason.

the internet was a mistake

That’s a feature!

He fixes the cable?

Don’t make the same mistake I did and watch the sequel before watching the first one. The plot was really confusing, and I was lost throughout most of the movie.

If you’re using an iPad mini or an iPhone SE, you get “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn”; larger devices get “Three Way Bestiality Porn” as you would expect. I hope that this clears up this issue for you.

Yeah, didn’t read the article, but they should put a filter on “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn” that keeps coming up as a suggestion for me. Why would Apple think that’s appropriate?

This seems like one of those ones where a GIF is a superior option.