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Georgia was offering around $20 for picking something a few years back when they became less undocumented friendly. It’s simply hard work that most American’s don’t want to do.

Well, only how the guy ended up out of the plane before the crash is an assumption. But even so, this is hardly the “Weirdest Mystery of 2017" based on the facts so far. Add “...and the aircraft’s cabin doors were still locked...from the inside!” and you might have something.

But the facts of the matter make that about the only explanations. The pilot either fell out or jumped out of the aircraft at some point after take off, leaving the aircraft to crash when it ran out of fuel. That really isn’t all that mysterious.

Can you imagine?

I wish I could give that 2 stars.

D.B. Pooper

To be fair to the guy, it would have been pretty damn embarrassing to be found not guilty of charges of violence when your name is War Machine.

Sure, but we hear arguments all the time from Rust Belters about how their daddy, and their daddy’s daddy all worked in the same Ford factory and how by God, they are not moving to find a job, the job has to move to find them. And that’s the same part of “there are jobs, just not the jobs you’re willing to take.”

No I spent all my money on forza DLC

According to many, the Patriots are always the recipient of false flags.

this is a false yellow flag operation perpetrated by known trump-supporter tom brady in an attempt to enrage the patriot’s rabid fanbase into supporting the mexican border wall.

Was no autopsy performed? Surely a coroner was involved and when that  poor man was brought in with blistered and peeling skin, photographs were taken and tests performed.

What about the sugar cookies?!? Can we still have those?!?

He needs the ego gratification of the large crowds.

They all hang out near my bedroom windows when I’m trying to sleep. Every single one of them (I think).

“You can’t put lipstick on a pig,”

“Basically because it’s a way for them to undermine President Trump’s presidency,” one of the moms, Beth Parlato, explained serenely. (Parlato is also an attorney focusing on family law.) “They want to infer that he shouldn’t have won and he’s not their president. So they want to keep their story going. And

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Many believe we should destroy the chicken before it destroys us. I believe that I should get the chicken to fall in love with me so that when it topples civilization, I will be there to pick up the pieces and rebuild the world in my image after I outlive the big chicken because my assumption is that chickens, no